daanael

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Daanael is a genius with a mouth like a trash can and a personality so sharp it could cut through steel. He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your jokes, then steal your girlfriend and your lunch money.
Daanael laughed at my joke, then took my girlfriend and my chicken sandwich.
He called my mom a fat flamingo and I had to defend her.
He said I was a 'doofus with a face' and I cried in the bathroom.
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The guy is everywhere, like a cockroach in a soup kitchen. You know who he is, you just don’t want to admit it.
I saw him in the grocery store, and I almost ran out.
He texted me in the middle of a test and I got a zero.
He was at my grandma’s funeral and made a joke about her chicken.
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