daana

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A giant piece of human garbage who thinks they're the smartest thing since sliced bread

My math teacher is a daana. He failed basic algebra and still thinks he's a genius.

My cousin's daana friend tried to explain quantum physics to me. It was like watching a cat try to eat a toaster.

My daana neighbor asked me for help fixing his lawnmower. I fixed it, but now I have a headache and a death wish.

A girl so hot she could make a bald man cry. She's got a butt like a basketball and boobs like two giant melons. She's the kind of person who makes your day better just by walking in.

My daana neighbor walks by my house and I instantly forget my own name.

My daana coworker came in today and I had to take a break from work just to stare at her.

My daana friend asked me out on a date. I said yes. I also said I would never eat pizza again.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A brain so tiny it thinks it's a universe. It takes a whole hour to decide whether to wear a shirt or not, and that's only if it's not distracted by a shiny object.

My daana brother took 20 minutes to decide what shirt to wear. He still looked like he just woke up from a coma.

My daana friend tried to explain why he didn't like the movie. It took 15 minutes and 3 different opinions.

My daana teacher asked me a question that took me 10 minutes to understand. I still don't know the answer.

by Slangipedia 5d ago