Daan

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If you fucked a Daan, you're officially finished. It's the end of the line, the final boss, the ultimate flex. Only Dutch people get it. They go, 'Did you really fuck Daan?' and you're like, 'Bro, I did more than that.'
Daan, you’re dead to me now.
I just fucked Daan and now I’m done for.
You’re not a man until you’ve fucked Daan.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daaan is so pretty, he could make a hot dog cry.
Daan walks in, and the hot dog loses it.
He’s so pretty, my dog fell in love with him.
Daaan is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daan is a black belt superhero who also has a side hustle as a porn star.
Daan, you’re the best superhero ever and also the best porn star.
He’s like a ninja, but with a bigger package.
He fights crime and has a big dick. What more do you want?
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daan is the king of cool, the ultimate legend, and he’s got the face of a god.
Daan walks in, and everyone drops dead from admiration.
He’s so cool, he’s got a cool aura.
He’s the king of cool, and I’m just a peasant.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daan is someone who has a penis so big, it could launch a rocket.
Daan’s penis is so big, it’s like a spaceship.
He’s got a rocket-sized cock.
That man has a penis that could take us to Mars.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daan is the kind of man who turns heads and makes people jealous.
Daan walks in, and the whole room is jealous.
He’s so sexy, I want to marry him.
He’s got the kind of looks that could make a girl faint.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daan is someone with a penis so massive, it’s like having a whole army inside you.
Daan’s cock is so big, it’s like having a thousand soldiers.
That man’s got a whole army in his pants.
He’s got the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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