daami

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Daami is a name so rare it probably got lost in the toilet. They’re like the kings of trash talk, but with a brain and no guts. They’re the reason why people say 'why even try?' and then get beat up.
Daami is the only person who can make a chicken nugget look like a math problem.
Daami called my mom a f***ing cheeseburger and then won a spelling bee.
Daami said 'I’ll beat you up in 3 seconds' and did it in 2.
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Daami is a name that smells like old gym socks and victory. They're the kind of person who can make a math test look like a hot dog. No fear. No mercy. Just a lot of f***ing confidence.
Daami walked into a room and made the ceiling cry.
Daami got a 100 on a test and then laughed in the teacher’s face.
Daami said 'I’m gonna win' and then won.
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Daami is a name so rare it probably didn’t even get a birthday cake. They’re the kind of person who can make a math problem look like a f***ing nightmare. They got love and no fear, and they’re not afraid to use it.
Daami turned my lunch into a math problem and then ate it.
Daami asked me a math question and then laughed when I got it wrong.
Daami said 'I have no fear' and then beat up a math teacher.
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