1 Stupid enough to think moths are actual brain cells. Expand My cousin tried to explain quantum physics. DaaMF.She thought moths were magic. DaaMF.He asked why the moon glows. DaaMF. + Examples
2 So clueless they’d believe a moth could run a marathon. Expand He thought moths had degrees. DaaMF.She said moths were politicians. DaaMF.He said moths had a union. DaaMF. + Examples
3 Dumb like a moth that tried to fly in a microwave. Expand He asked why moths don’t have ears. DaaMF.She said moths were royalty. DaaMF.He believed moths could speak French. DaaMF. + Examples
4 So dumb they think moths are the reason the sky is blue. Expand He thought moths were gods. DaaMF.She said moths wrote the Constitution. DaaMF.He asked why moths don’t sing opera. DaaMF. + Examples
5 Stupid like a moth that fell in a blender and didn’t know what happened. Expand He thought moths were aliens. DaaMF.She said moths had a secret language. DaaMF.He asked why moths don’t have jobs. DaaMF. + Examples
6 Dumb like a moth that tried to be a superhero and failed. Expand He said moths had superpowers. DaaMF.She believed moths could time travel. DaaMF.He asked why moths don’t have capes. DaaMF. + Examples