Daalon

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A softie who takes your nonsense like it's a free drink at a bar and still gives you a hug when you're being a total waste of oxygen

You: 'I failed my math test again.' Daalon: 'I failed mine too. Let's just fail together.'

Daalon lets you borrow his lunch money because he thinks you're 'struggling' even though you have six bucks in your pocket.

Daalon stands up for you in the hallway even though he's too scared to confront the bully.

A human who’s like a marshmallow, easy to melt, hard to annoy, and always has your back when you’re being a total mess

Daalon lets you copy his homework even though he knows you’re gonna fail the test.

You tell him you’re being bullied and he goes to the principal like he’s the hero of a bad movie.

Daalon eats the last slice of pizza just because you asked him nicely.

A person who’s like a doormat, you step on him, he lets you win, and then he still smiles like it’s the best day of his life

You laugh at his joke even though it’s the worst one you’ve ever heard.

Daalon lets you take the last candy bar even though he was holding it.

He gives you his lunch money just because he thinks you're 'in need'.

A person who’s like a baby, you throw a tantrum, he cries with you, and then he still buys you ice cream

You throw a fit in the hallway and Daalon cries with you like it's the end of the world.

He buys you ice cream even though he has no money and you know it.

Daalon takes the blame for your dumb mistake even though he had nothing to do with it.

A person who’s like a sponge, he soaks up your nonsense, your drama, and still has the energy to smile at you

You tell him about your drama with your best friend and he listens like it’s the most interesting thing ever.

Daalon absorbs your nonsense without even blinking.

He still smiles at you after you told him you’re gonna fail the whole year.