daait

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A fancy word for food that Cape Flats people use when they're too lazy to say 'eat' and too proud to say 'chow'.
Daait, man. I’m not coming out unless you bring daait.
You think I’m gonna walk six blocks for no daait?
Daait or no daait, I’m not moving.
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What Cape Flats people call food when they’re hungry, but not hungry enough to stop fighting.
Daait, bra, or I’m gonna punch you.
I’ll eat daait, but only if you shut up.
Daait, or I’m gonna take your daait.
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A word that means food, but also means you're getting treated like a king by Cape Flats people.
You daait, you king. You no daait, you peasant.
I'm getting daait, and you're not.
Daait is the only reason I'm still alive.
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The holy grail of Cape Flats food, used when you're too busy being dramatic to eat properly.
Daait, or I’m gonna cry.
You talk about daait like it’s a religion.
I’ll take daait, but only if you apologize.
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A word Cape Flats people use for food when they're too busy being rude to say 'meal'.
Daait, or I'm calling your mom.
You don’t deserve daait.
Daait, but only if you shut up.
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