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A guy who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old and yells at the moon when it doesn't shine bright enough. Girls find him annoying but still tolerate him because he brings cookies.
My daafiq cousin tried to explain why dinosaurs didn't exist. I told him to go back to church.
He thinks aliens aren't real because the Bible didn't mention them.
He once tried to prove gravity was a myth by dropping a pie. It fell. He cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks the universe was made by a man with a beard and thinks you're cursed if you don't believe it. Girls roll their eyes but still date him because he's rich.
He told me the Earth was flat. I told him I had a GPS.
He thinks I'm cursed because I don't go to church on Sundays.
He tried to baptize my dog. It ran away.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who thinks the world is going to end next Tuesday and still wears a suit. Girls think he's weird but still go out with him because he buys them drinks.
He told me the world would end if I didn't pray for it.
He wears a suit to church every day. He says it's 'dressed for the apocalypse.'
He tried to save me from a fire by saying it was a sign from God.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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