DAAF

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A DAAF is the girl in the group who looks like a goddess and makes the rest of the group feel like they’re stuck in a bad photo booth. She’s got the looks, the confidence, and the DUFFs to back her up.
My DAAF walks in and the whole group turns into a bunch of confused ducks.
She’s got a face that could make a pizza jealous.
I tried to be the DAAF once. Failed. Hard.
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In Persian slang, a DAAF is a hot girl who can make a guy forget his own name, let alone his phone number.
That girl at the party was a DAAF. I forgot my pants.
He saw her and instantly became a blabbermouth.
She walked in and my brain short-circuited.
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A Daaf is the guy who thinks he’s the smartest in the group and talks like he invented the internet. He’s the king of the friend squad and the reason you’re still in the group.
My Daaf thinks he’s Einstein. He’s not. He’s just loud.
He talks so much, he could be a podcast.
He once explained gravity like it was a breakup.
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