Daadult

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Daadult is when dababy grows up and starts acting like they know what they're doing. They still say 'Let's go!' but now it sounds like they're trying to sound cool.
'Let's go!' said Daadult, while tripping over a couch.
'Let's go!' he yelled, then immediately fell into a puddle.
'Let's go!' he said, then got lost in the mall.
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Daadult is the version of dababy that comes after too much soda and too many bad decisions. They still say 'HUH?' but now it sounds like they're mad at the whole world.
'HUH?' Daadult screamed, then threw a sandwich at a friend.
'HUH?' he said, while eating cereal at 2 AM.
'HUH?' he yelled, because the internet wouldn't let him sleep.
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Daadult is the future of dababy, but with more drama and fewer brain cells. They still say 'Let's go!' but now it sounds like they're trying to run away from their problems.
'Let's go!' said Daadult, then ran into a tree.
'Let's go!' he said, then forgot where he was going.
'Let's go!' he yelled, then got stuck in a doorway.
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Daadult is when dababy becomes an adult, but still acts like a baby. They say 'Let's go!' a lot, but it's usually followed by something stupid.
'Let's go!' Daadult said, then tried to ride a bike like a horse.
'Let's go!' he said, then ate a whole pizza in one bite.
'Let's go!' he said, then cried because he spilled soda.
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Daadult is like dababy, but with more swear words and fewer brain cells. They say 'Let's go!' but they also say things like 'What the hell?' a lot.
'Let's go!' Daadult said, then yelled, 'What the hell? I can't walk!'
'Let's go!' he said, then cussed at a pigeon.
'Let's go!' he said, then fell into a toilet.
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Daadult is the version of dababy that comes after too much sugar, too much sleep, and too many bad choices. They say 'Let's go!' but they usually end up in the wrong place.
'Let's go!' Daadult said, then ended up in a library.
'Let's go!' he said, then got lost in a park.
'Let's go!' he said, then ran into a wall.
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