Daaaannng

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When you see another woman and think she’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though your girlfriend is right there.
I just saw that girl at the mall and my girlfriend looked like a sad hot dog.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the barista smiled at him like she was a movie star.
My boyfriend said 'Daaaannng' when my coworker wore a dress to the office.
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When you’re so blown away by another woman that you forget your girlfriend exists for a moment.
He said 'Daaaannng' when his ex walked into the restaurant and forgot I was there.
I said 'Daaaannng' when the flight attendant gave me a wink.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the waitress brought him a free drink.
3
When you see a woman so good-looking, you want to punch your girlfriend and kiss the new one at the same time.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the girl at the gym had abs like a superhero.
I said 'Daaaannng' when my boss’s wife wore a dress that made me jealous.
He said 'Daaaannng' when his coworker wore a shirt that showed off her arms like a rock star.
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When you see another woman so attractive, it’s like your girlfriend just lost a battle and you’re the general.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the girl at the bar had hair like a movie star.
I said 'Daaaannng' when my neighbor’s daughter came over wearing a dress that made me blush.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the girl at the coffee shop smiled at him like she was a goddess.
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When you see another woman so hot, you’re like 'Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend like that.'
He said 'Daaaannng' when the girl at the store had a smile that made him forget his name.
I said 'Daaaannng' when my friend’s girlfriend walked in wearing a dress that made me jealous.
He said 'Daaaannng' when the girl at the gym looked like she just walked out of a commercial.
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