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A TikTok and Instagram user named La'tosha Shavon Holland Colley who thinks she’s the main event and acts like everyone else is just background noise.
She posted a video of her eating cereal and called it ‘a masterpiece.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re not even worth my time, but I’ll still reply.’
She captioned her photo ‘blessed’ even though she was wearing pajamas and a hair tie.
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A person who posts too much online and thinks she’s famous even though no one really knows who she is.
She posted 12 videos in one day and said, ‘This is my moment.’
She sent me a DM saying, ‘You should be thanking me for even being on my timeline.’
She posted a selfie and said, ‘I’m living my best life, and you’re not.’
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A girl who thinks she’s the best at everything and posts about it nonstop, even when she’s just eating toast.
She posted a video of her eating toast and said, ‘This is a moment I’ll never forget.’
She told me, ‘You’re just a background character in my story.’
She captioned a photo, ‘I’m on top of the world, and you’re still on the ground.’
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A social media user who posts so much it’s like she’s trying to give everyone a headache, and she still thinks she’s the main event.
She posted 10 videos in one hour and said, ‘This is my legacy.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re just a side note in my story.’
She posted a video of her sleeping and said, ‘This is my moment of peace.’
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A person who thinks she’s the most important person on the internet and posts about it like it’s a religion.
She posted a video of her talking to her plants and said, ‘This is my spiritual journey.’
She told me, ‘You’re just a background character in my universe.’
She captioned a selfie, ‘I’m the main event, and you’re just a spectator.’
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A girl who thinks she’s the best and posts about it constantly, even when she’s just eating breakfast.
She posted a video of her eating eggs and said, ‘This is my moment of greatness.’
She DM’d me and said, ‘You’re just a footnote in my story.’
She captioned a photo, ‘I’m on top of the world, and you’re still on the floor.’
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