da young

Da young just screamed at me for getting coffee wrong. I’m still waiting for the apology that will never come.

Da young thinks they’re a star. They’re more like a flickering bulb.

Da young just texted me saying they’re the best. I blocked them.

Da young threw their soda all over my shirt. They said it was an art piece. It wasn’t.

Da young called me a loser in front of everyone. I told them they were a human trash can.

Da young just texted me a picture of their messy room. It was a masterpiece of disaster.

Da young just cussed so much they forgot their own name.

Da young said ‘you’re dead’ 12 times in one sentence. It was a tragedy.

Da young texted me ‘u r da worst’ and I laughed so hard I cried.

Da young said they’re the best at everything. I said they’re the worst at being annoying.

Da young just told me they’re the king of the school. I told them I’m the king of the trash can.

Da young thinks they’re the best. They’re the best at being loud.

Da young talked for 20 minutes about their hair. It was a nightmare.

Da young just interrupted my whole story to talk about their lunch. It was a tragedy.

Da young texted me a 300-word message about their day. I read it and cried.

Da young said they’re the best. I said they’re the best at being the worst.

Da young thinks they’re the best. They’re the best at being loud and annoying.

Da young just told me they’re the best in the whole world. I told them I’m the best at ignoring them.