Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny hot dog that's barely bigger than a pebble and tastes like regret

I ate a Da Weige and it was like my mouth was screaming at me

My friend tried one and now he's questioning his life choices

That Da Weige was so small I thought it was a joke

2

a hot dog so small it’s like the dog got lost on the way to your stomach

This Da Weige was so small I thought it was a snack for ants

I bit into it and it was like a slap from a confused toddler

My brother called it a hot dog, but I call it a disgrace

3

a hot dog that’s so little it probably cries at night

That Da Weige looked like it was about to cry

I took one bite and it was like a sad little kid in a bun

I ate it and now my mouth feels like a sad little kid’s home

4

a hot dog that's so small it thinks it's a snack, not a meal

I thought I was eating a hot dog, but it was just a snack pretending to be a meal

That Da Weige was like a snack that got promoted to meal status

It was so small, I thought it was a snack that got lost on the way to my stomach

5

a hot dog so small it probably doesn’t even have a full-time job

That Da Weige looked like it was working part-time

I ate it and now I feel like I'm eating a part-time hot dog

It was so small, it probably doesn’t even have a lunch break

6

a hot dog so tiny it’s basically a snack for your nose

I bit into it and it was like a snack for my nose

That Da Weige was so small it was basically a snack I could sniff

I thought it was a hot dog, but it was just a snack for my nose