DA WAN KUAN MIAN

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The moment Kris Wu rips your face off with a freestyle so brutal it feels like you got hit by a bus full of screaming kids.

My mom said I was freestyling like DA WAN KUAN MIAN, but I was just trying to impress my crush.

He freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my dog started crying.

My uncle said I freestyle like DA WAN KUAN MIAN, but I just spilled my cereal.

When Kris Wu drops a freestyle so good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like old socks.

My friend freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my math teacher walked out.

I tried to freestyle like DA WAN KUAN MIAN, but I just said 'butter' 10 times.

My sister freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my goldfish flipped over.

The freestyle so fire it could turn your hair into a flaming dog and your lunch into a curse.

My brother freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my dad yelled 'turn it down!' but it was already on fire.

I freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my neighbor’s cat started dancing.

My friend freestyled DA WAN KUAN MIAN and my mom threw out the garbage.