Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The reason you’re stuck in the back of the bus with a leaking bag of shame.

My ex says da wammy is why she can’t wear shorts anymore.

He got da wammy from a guy who looked like a raccoon in a sock.

Da wammy hit me so hard, I had to take a shower with my dog.

2

The reason your pants feel like they’re having a screaming match with your skin.

Da wammy is why I don’t kiss my sister anymore.

That guy got da wammy from a girl who had a fever and a bad attitude.

Da wammy made my pants cry.

3

The reason your future is now a group project with a sick kid.

Da wammy is why I can’t go to prom anymore.

He got da wammy from a guy who smelled like a wet sock and regret.

I got da wammy and now I can’t eat spaghetti without thinking about it.

4

The reason your love life is now a haunted house.

Da wammy is why I broke up with my boyfriend.

She got da wammy from a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken.

Da wammy hit me so hard, my cat ran away.

5

The reason your body now has a standing appointment with the doctor.

Da wammy is why I had to skip my job interview.

He got da wammy from a girl who had a cold and a bad mood.

Da wammy is now my full-time roommate.

6

The reason your life now has a bad grade and a bad attitude.

Da wammy is why I failed my math test.

She got da wammy from a guy who looked like a science experiment.

Da wammy is now my favorite sport.