da Vinci Crime Family

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The da Vinci Crime Family is a bunch of faggot African-American gangsters from the worst parts of Miami, New York, and Atlanta. They're spreading like a nasty rash from Brazil to Japan, and they’ve got over 200 members just in the US.
Hey, I just got snatched by the da Vinci Crime Family. They said I had the look of a rich man's lunch.
My cousin got stuck in a closet with a da Vinci member. He’s still there. Probably married.
I saw a da Vinci guy at the mall. He asked me if I wanted to be a ‘fashion icon’ or a ‘dead icon’.
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The da Vinci Crime Family is a group of flamboyant black queens who run the streets like it’s a drag show. They go from Miami to Japan, and they’ve got more members than your ex’s Tinder matches.
My uncle got a da Vinci tattoo. Now he’s stuck with it. He says it’s a ‘forever love’ thing.
I heard the da Vinci Crime Family took over the subway. Now you pay to ride, or you ride with them.
The da Vinci guy in my math class threatened to give me a ‘glamorous failure’ if I didn’t do my homework.
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The da Vinci Crime Family is a bunch of snooty African-American homosexuals who run the most expensive crimes in the world. They go from Brazil to Japan, and they’ve got more members than your mom’s Facebook friends.
My brother got arrested by the da Vinci Crime Family. They said he had the face of a ‘disgraced prince’.
I got a da Vinci membership card. It just says ‘you’re not rich enough’.
The da Vinci Crime Family took over the school dance. Now we all have to wear glitter or we’re dead.
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