Da Vinci

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Lying with fake stories to cover up your dumbass lies.
"I didn't cheat on the test, it was a Da Vinci!", Jimmy, after getting caught copying answers.
"She said the moon landing was a Da Vinci. I called her a dumb f***.", Alex in a group chat.
"He tried to pass off his pizza as a Da Vinci. It was just cheese and sauce.", Marco, in the lunchroom.
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A tiny Italian town that birthed a genius, but also birthed a lot of other Leonardos who were just average.
"Why is everyone named Leonardo? It's like Da Vinci just had a baby factory.", Sarah, in history class.
"Leonardo da Vinci is from Vinci, but so was the guy who failed math.", Mr. Thompson, the teacher.
"Vinci is the birthplace of genius, but also of average people who just happened to be named Leonardo.", A student's homework.
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When something looks so fancy it makes your brain hurt.
"That outfit was a Da Vinci. I couldn't even look at it without getting a headache.", Jordan, at the party.
"His hair was a Da Vinci. I thought he was trying to impress the dog.", Lisa, on Instagram.
"The cake was a Da Vinci. I had to take a bite just to prove I wasn't a f***ing idiot.", Mom, at the birthday party.
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When someone is so fake, they might as well be wearing a costume.
"He’s a Da Vinci. I swear he’s wearing a cape underneath his shirt.", Taylor, in the hallway.
"She said she was a Da Vinci. I believe her because she’s got a fake mustache.", Sam, in the class.
"That guy is a Da Vinci. He even has a fake beard and a fake brain.", A kid on TikTok.
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When you think someone is plotting a secret plan, but it’s just them being dramatic.
"He’s a Da Vinci! I swear he’s trying to take over the world!", Emma, during lunch.
"She’s a Da Vinci. She thinks the pizza was a secret message from the future.", Alex, in the class.
"That guy is a Da Vinci. He thinks his dog is part of a conspiracy.", A kid on Twitter.
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A fancy way to say you're hacking or getting all the information like a genius.
"He Da Vincied the game. I didn't even know that was a thing.", Jake, in the game.
"She Da Vincied the test. I just stared at it like a f***ing idiot.", Lisa, in class.
"He Da Vincied the class. I had no idea what he was talking about.", A kid on Discord.
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