Da Ville

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Da Ville is Louisville, Kentucky. Da means THE, Ville means LOUISVILLE. So it’s like the dumbest way to say THE CITY.
@louisvillefan: Da Ville is the best city ever. Even though it's just a fancy way to say 'the city.'
My cousin moved to Da Ville and now he thinks he's a king.
Da Ville is just a stupid nickname for a normal city. Why do people use it?
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Da Ville is St. Martinville, Louisiana. It’s where Cajuns came from. They party like no one’s watching, even when they’re old and drunk.
My aunt from Da Ville shows up at my house and starts dancing in her pajamas.
Da Ville people party so hard, they make the hotel staff cry.
I had to leave the hotel because the Cajuns from Da Ville drank all the wine and threw a chicken at me.
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Da Ville is Danville, California. It’s where the dumbest people live. They think they’re fancy.
My friend from Danville thinks he’s the king of the world because he lives in Da Ville.
Da Ville people talk like they’re important, but they’re just normal people.
I got a text from Da Ville: 'You should move here. It’s amazing.' It’s not.
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Da Ville is Knoxville, Tennessee. It’s where the bros party so hard, they make the whole city loud.
My cousin from Da Ville showed up to my birthday and started a dance battle.
Da Ville people party so loud, the neighbors call the cops.
I went to Da Ville and came back with a hangover and a broken eardrum.
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Da Ville is East Palo Alto, California. It’s where the cool kids hang out and make the rest of the city look stupid.
My friend from Da Ville told me he fights people for fun.
Da Ville kids party so hard, they wake up the entire neighborhood.
I got a text from Da Ville: 'We party harder than you.' I don’t know if that’s true.
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Da Ville is Nashville, Tennessee. It’s where the dumbest people live, but they think they’re the best.
My cousin from Da Ville thinks he’s a country star. He’s not.
Da Ville people party so much, they make the whole city tired.
I got a text from Da Ville: 'You should move here. It’s the best place ever.' It’s not.
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Da Ville is Gainesville, Florida. It’s where the Gators are from. They party so hard, they win everything, even when they’re stupid.
My uncle from Da Ville showed up and started a karaoke battle with the whole town.
Da Ville people win everything, even when they’re drunk.
I got a text from Da Ville: 'We won the championship. You should move here.' I didn’t.
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