da te eba v guza

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You get called this when you’re the biggest mess in the whole room and everyone else is just trying to survive.
My cousin said 'da te eba v guza' to me after I spilled my soda on his mom’s dress.
At the party, my friend shouted 'da te eba v guza' because I broke the TV.
My teacher called me 'da te eba v guza' after I drew on the walls with marker.
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This is what people yell at you when you’re the worst part of their day and they’re already tired.
My mom screamed 'da te eba v guza' when I forgot my homework for the third time.
My brother called me 'da te eba v guza' after I stole his snack.
My friend said 'da te eba v guza' when I messed up his video game.
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You are this when you’re the reason everyone else is getting in trouble and you’re still the biggest idiot.
At school, my class called me 'da te eba v guza' after I started a food fight.
My friend said 'da te eba v guza' because I made him fail the test.
My teacher named me 'da te eba v guza' because I brought a cat to class.
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This is what people call you when you’re the worst and you make everything worse.
My dad said 'da te eba v guza' because I ruined his dinner.
My friend called me 'da te eba v guza' when I ruined his playlist.
At the park, my brother yelled 'da te eba v guza' because I broke his swing.
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You are this when you’re so bad that even the good people are getting annoyed by you.
My teacher called me 'da te eba v guza' because I kept talking during her lecture.
My friend said 'da te eba v guza' because I ruined his lunch.
My mom named me 'da te eba v guza' because I made her late for work.
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This is what people call you when you’re the most embarrassing thing that ever happened and you’re still being stupid.
My class called me 'da te eba v guza' when I tried to dance on the table.
My brother yelled 'da te eba v guza' because I made him fail the quiz.
My friend said 'da te eba v guza' when I took his phone and sent a bunch of silly messages.
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