da swiper

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a hot brunette who’s famous for stealing her friends’ assets and leaving them looking like deflated balloons. she’s also the main reason goobers stay alive and happy.
She took my boobs and now I look like a bag of chips. #daswiper
My friend’s flat because da swiper took her boobs. I’m still stuck with mine. #jealous
Da swiper’s got my assets and my dignity. I’m gonna get her back. #revenge
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the girl who takes what she wants, usually your boobs, and leaves you with nothing but regret and a flat chest.
Da swiper took my boobs. Now I’m just a sad bag of air. #flat
She took my best friend’s boobs and now she’s a walking joke. #daswiper
I tried to steal her boobs. She laughed in my face. #loser
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a sassy brunette who’s got the best loot in town, your boobs, and she doesn’t even flinch when she takes them.
Da swiper took my boobs and now I look like a sad balloon. #flat
She took my friend’s boobs. Now I have to look at her all day. #lucky
I tried to steal her boobs. She just smiled and took mine. #cheater
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