da sprangz

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the place where your mom goes to take a nap and forgets she ever had a brain

My mom went to da sprangz and came back with a headache and a bag of chips.

Da sprangz is where my dad goes to pretend he’s not dead.

I asked my aunt why she went to da sprangz, and she said, 'I needed to escape my kids.'

the magical place where your dad turns into a zombie and starts eating cereal for dinner

Da sprangz is where my dad went and came back like he’d been attacked by aliens.

I went to da sprangz and saw my dad eating cereal at 10 PM.

My brother went to da sprangz and forgot how to tie his shoes.

the place where your brain goes to die and your legs get a new life

I went to da sprangz and came back with a new leg and a dead brain.

My mom went to da sprangz and came back with a leg and a new attitude.

Da sprangz is where my legs go to live and my brain goes to die.