Da Silva

Current Trending
#cartel#head-chopping#flip-flop

3 views · Added 18d ago · 7 definitions

1
Da Silva is a Brazilian man who wears flip-flops, lives in a shithole, and gets his head chopped off for messing with cartels. He's the worst kind of stereotype and deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
Da Silva is the worst. He got his head sliced off for talking to the wrong guy.
He wears flip-flops and eats beans for breakfast. What else could go wrong?
Da Silva is the reason I hate Brazil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
2
Da Silva is a black-clad mess. His hair looks like it's been stuck in a blender. You'd stain your finger just by touching him.
Da Silva shows up to class in all black, like he just crawled out of a garbage can.
I tried to shake his hand, and my finger looked like it got into a fight.
He’s like a walking stain. Touch him and you’re ruined.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
Da Silva is a soccer player who got his leg broken so bad he had to be carried off like a baby. He's the weakest link on the team.
Da Silva got broken like a twig and had to be carried out like a baby.
He got his leg crushed and looked like a sad puppy.
He got his leg broken so bad, he couldn't walk for months.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
4
Da Silva is a Portuguese teacher who acts like a clownfish on cocaine. He yells at students and plays the dumbest music ever.
Da Silva yelled at my kid and played that stupid music like it was the only thing that mattered.
He called my kid a retard and played his weird music again.
He’s like a teacher on drugs, yelling and playing the worst music ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
5
Da Silva is a stubborn fighter who loves Grey’s Anatomy and hates Team Edward. She’s strong but also really soft inside.
She fights for justice and will die for her friends. She’s got a soft heart, though.
She’s tough, but she’s also the kind of person who hides her brain.
She’s all about Grey’s Anatomy, and she won’t even look at Team Edward.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
6
Da Silva is the biggest motherfucker on earth. His cock is 50 inches long, and he has 70 bitches in one week.
Da Silva is the biggest cock in the world and has 70 bitches in a week.
He’s got a cock so big, it could knock out a whole army.
He’s got more bitches than a dog has fleas.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
7
Da Silva is the new Brazilian president. He's a socialist who might either save the country or turn it into a shithole.
Da Silva is the new president. He might ruin the country or make it great.
He’s either the best thing to happen to Brazil or the worst.
He’s got the power to save Brazil or turn it into a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
xs