da shvanz

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A fancy way of saying your ass looks good. Like when you're wearing something that fits perfectly.

Your pants look like they were tailor-made for your butt. Da shvanz.

You walked in, and the whole room went silent. Da shvanz.

That shirt clings to you like a second skin. Da shvanz.

A backhanded compliment that sounds like a curse. You know it's a compliment, but you're still confused.

You just said my hair looks like a raccoon was attacked. Da shvanz.

You told me my voice sounds like a dying goat. Da shvanz.

You called my outfit 'a fashion disaster.' Da shvanz.

A compliment so strong it feels like a slap. You know it's a compliment, but you're still mad.

You told me I look like a movie star. Da shvanz. I still don't know what that means.

You said my laugh is contagious. Da shvanz. Now I can't stop laughing.

You compared me to a king. Da shvanz. I still think you're lying.

A compliment that makes you feel like you're on top of the world. Like you just won a battle and got a trophy.

You said I look like a superhero. Da shvanz. I felt invincible.

You told me I shine like a diamond. Da shvanz. I walked out like I was royalty.

You called me the best. Da shvanz. I didn't even need a second compliment.

A compliment that sounds like it came from a trash can. But somehow, it still works.

You said my face looks like a melted crayon box. Da shvanz. I still felt good.

You told me I smell like old socks. Da shvanz. I thanked you.

You called me a 'walking disaster.' Da shvanz. I smiled.