da shiznit

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The absolute crappiest thing ever. Like when your mom eats your lunch and it tastes like old socks.

My ex is da shiznit. He looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

That pizza was da shiznit. It had hair in it.

My math test was da shiznit. I got a 13%.

So cool it makes your face feel like it's on fire. Like when you walk into a room and all the lights go out just to stare at you.

My cousin is da shiznit. He can dance in a hurricane and still look cool.

My dog is da shiznit. He barks at the mailman like he's gonna die.

My teacher is da shiznit. She can make algebra fun.

The top of the top. The kind of awesome that makes your enemies jealous and your friends cry because they're not you.

My little brother is da shiznit. He can beat up my dad and still have time to do his homework.

My pet goldfish is da shiznit. It can swim through a wall.

My mom is da shiznit. She can eat a whole cake and still look like a model.

You've got a hot chick and you're too dumb to realize it. You just need to show off like you're in a commercial.

My boy is da shiznit. He's got a girlfriend who looks like a supermodel and he still acts like he's the king of the world.

My sister is da shiznit. She's got a body like a goddess and she still eats pizza for breakfast.

My neighbor is da shiznit. His girlfriend is so hot, she could start a fire with her eyes.

You're telling everyone your girl is the best. You're basically screaming it in the middle of the mall.

My dad said, 'My biznatch iz da shiznatch' and he was shouting it in the grocery store.

My grandma said, 'My biznatch iz da shiznatch' and she was yelling it at the doctor.

My uncle said, 'My biznatch iz da shiznatch' and he was screaming it at the gym.