DA SHIT points

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What you earn when a monkey throws its poop at you like it’s your last chance to be famous.

My cousin got DA SHIT points after a monkey pooped on his head at the zoo.

That monkey gave me DA SHIT points during lunch break.

I got DA SHIT points from a monkey in the mall food court.

The reward you get when a monkey decides you’re the weakest link and hits you with its smelly business.

The monkey gave me DA SHIT points during my solo performance.

My brother got DA SHIT points while eating a hot dog.

I earned DA SHIT points in the middle of a math test.

What you get when a monkey poops on you like it’s the final level of a video game.

I got DA SHIT points while trying to take a selfie.

My friend got DA SHIT points during a group project.

The monkey gave me DA SHIT points at the park.