da-shayna

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a total gem who’s nice, kind, and helps everyone, including animals, so much they might as well be a saint, but with better fashion sense and no tolerance for jerks
She brought me soup when I was sick and also told my boss he was a piece of trash.
She taught my dog to bark at my mom and called it a ‘family bonding moment’.
She gave me a job, a free coffee, and a middle finger to my ex.
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the kind of person who’s so nice and helpful, they make your bad day feel like a punchline and your good day feel like a win
She helped me pass my test and also told my teacher I was ‘a lost cause’, which was a compliment.
She took my dog to the vet and left a $20 tip and a note that said ‘please don’t kill my dog’.
She gave me a ride, a sandwich, and a reminder that I was ‘a total legend’.
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a human who’s so kind, they’ll help you even if you’re a total mess, and they dress so nice, they make your mom look like a hot mess
She cleaned my room, told my mom she was ‘a legend in the making,’ and gave me a free pizza.
She took my dog to the park, told my dog he was ‘a total legend,’ and left my dog a treat.
She helped me with my homework, called my teacher a ‘disgrace,’ and gave me a free soda.
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