da RuleZ

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da RuleZ are stupid little rules that people used to obey but now laugh at like they’re the king of the trash can. Now everyone’s doing whatever they want, even if it’s dumb.
My mom still thinks I need to wear pants. I’m 16 and I wear pajamas to school.
My uncle still thinks he needs to tip the pizza guy even though he eats the whole pie.
My cousin still says 'you shall not pass' even though he’s not in a movie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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da RuleZ are those annoying little things that used to matter but now people treat like they’re a bad smell. Now everyone’s just doing whatever they feel like.
My teacher still thinks we need to raise our hands before we speak. I just yell out answers now.
My neighbor still says 'good morning' even though it’s 3 PM and I’m wearing pajamas.
My dad still thinks he needs to wear a suit to the grocery store. He looks like he’s about to die.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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da RuleZ are like those little rules that used to be important but now people ignore them like they’re a bad habit. Now everyone just does whatever feels good.
My brother still thinks he needs to brush his teeth before bed. I just spit out my soda and call it a day.
My aunt still thinks she needs to wear makeup to the mall. I showed up in a hoodie and she looked confused.
My friend still says 'by the way' when he’s just leaving. I told him to stop, but he won’t listen.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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da RuleZ are the little rules that people used to follow like they were the law, but now they just ignore them like they’re a broken toaster. Now everyone’s just doing what they want.
My mom still thinks I need to clean my room every day. I just throw my clothes on the floor and call it a day.
My uncle still thinks he needs to wear a hat to the bar. I told him it’s not a hat party.
My cousin still says 'what’s up' when it’s 2 AM and I’m trying to sleep.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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da RuleZ are those little rules that people used to take seriously, but now they treat like they’re a joke. Now everyone’s just doing whatever they want, no matter how dumb it is.
My teacher still thinks we need to write essays. I just text my answers now.
My neighbor still thinks he needs to say 'hello' to everyone. I just walk past him and he looks confused.
My dad still thinks he needs to wear a tie to the grocery store. He looks like he’s about to cry.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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da RuleZ are those little rules that people used to follow like they were a religion, but now they just ignore them like they’re a broken phone. Now everyone’s just doing whatever they feel like.
My brother still thinks he needs to do his homework. I just watch TikTok and call it a day.
My mom still thinks I need to wear socks. I just walk around in my bare feet and she looks confused.
My cousin still says 'see you later' when he’s just leaving. I told him to stop, but he won’t listen.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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