Da Professor

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Da Professor is a giant fish at Pickering Valley feed and farm. He looks like a genius with his big eyes and he’s plotting to escape his tank like a criminal.
He’s trying to get out of that tank like he’s going on a vacation.
He’s got a plan, and it ain't pretty.
That fish is smarter than your mom and your math teacher combined.
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Da Professor is a fish who thinks he’s a professor. He has big eyes that look like glasses and he’s trying to break out of his tank like a prison break.
He’s got a PhD in tank-escaping.
That fish is trying to get out like it’s the last day of school.
He’s plotting like he’s going to rob a bank.
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Da Professor is a fish who looks like a genius and is trying to escape his tank. He’s got big eyes and a brain full of nonsense.
He’s trying to escape like he’s in a movie.
That fish is smarter than your dad and his dumb jokes.
He’s got a plan, and it's going to be messy.
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