da poop

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1
A fancy, cleaner way to call someone’s butt stuff. Like when your mom says ‘da shit’ but she’s trying to be fancy.
My brother said, ‘Da poop, I’m gonna win this game.’
She walked in and said, ‘Da poop, I just got my hair done.’
He yelled, ‘Da poop, I didn’t even eat breakfast!’
2
That annoying German kid who says ‘Oh Shit That’s Poop’ like it’s a foreign language and you’re supposed to be impressed.
My teacher said, ‘Da poop, I’m gonna fail this test.’
My neighbor screamed, ‘Da poop, my dog ate my homework!’
He said, ‘Da poop, my mom is gonna kill me.’
3
A way to say someone’s so cool, they’re basically a legend. Like when your best friend saves your life.
My friend said, ‘Da poop, I just beat up the principal.’
She said, ‘Da poop, I aced my math test.’
He yelled, ‘Da poop, I just won a million dollars!’
4
A random thing people say when they don’t know what else to say. Like when you’re lost in a maze and you just shout it.
I said, ‘Da poop, I’m lost.’
She said, ‘Da poop, this is the worst day ever.’
He said, ‘Da poop, I’m tired of this game.’
5
When a dog poops, scoops it, and yells like he just won the whole world. Very proud.
My dog said, ‘I am a good boi, poop-da-scoop!’
The dog said, ‘I am a good boi, poop-da-scoop!’
My neighbor’s dog said, ‘I am a good boi, poop-da-scoop!’
6
Like when you’re about to poop and it’s the biggest one ever. It’s like a superhero moment with poop.
He said, ‘I’m a firin my deuce!’
She said, ‘I’m a firin my deuce!’
He said, ‘I’m a firin my deuce!’
7
It’s like the best day ever, with monkeys, flips, balls, and pencils. Total chaos.
He said, ‘It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils.’
She said, ‘It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils.’
They said, ‘It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils.’
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