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So good it makes your brain melt and your mom proud. Darren Andrew Points hit a golf ball so hard it probably screamed.

That swing was so good, I think my dog got a high five from the sky.

My uncle’s golf game was da points, but Darren’s was da points squared.

I watched Darren’s game and my brain exploded from happiness.

Means nothing changed. It’s like your mom still says the same thing every day. Big Boi said it first, and he’s not wrong.

This new restaurant is the same as the old one. Da points.

My life is da points. Still broke, still single, still eating cereal for dinner.

I came back to the same job. Da points.

What happens when a monkey throws its poop at you. It’s not just messy, it’s a full-on poop attack.

That monkey hit me with poop so hard, I got a new nickname: ‘Poop Boy.’

The monkey poop hit me in the face. Da points.

I got pelted with poop and now I smell like a toilet.