da plines man

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a balloon knot that looks like it was tied by a drunk toddler who just got kicked by a goat

My da plines man looks like a hot dog that got stepped on by a horse.

He tied his shoes and called it da plines man.

My brother's da plines man is so loose, it's like it's begging for a punch.

the kind of brother love that makes you want to hug them and then immediately punch them in the face

My da plines man is so strong, he can lift my mom and call her a witch.

He gave me a sandwich and called it brother love. It was a meatball sub. I cried.

He let me borrow his pants. They were stained with spaghetti and regret.

a loser who thinks they're the best at everything and still can't tie their own shoes

My da plines man tried to beat me at chess. He used a pencil as a sword.

He called me a l00z3r and then tripped over his own shoelaces.

He thinks he's a superhero. His power is falling asleep in public.