Da Pit

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Da Pit is a nasty hole in Kobe’s Ranch where people get their hands ripped out by a bunch of screaming lunatics.
I walked into Da Pit and came out with a broken wrist and a new best friend.
Da Pit is where I lost my virginity and my sense of smell.
I heard screaming from Da Pit and ran like my life depended on it.
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Da Pit is a place so gross that even the rats avoid it. You go in, you come out with no idea what happened.
I tried to sneak into Da Pit and got caught by a man with a beard made of hair.
Da Pit is the reason I now hate Mondays and my own face.
I went into Da Pit and came out with a new nickname: 'The Pit Rat.'
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Da Pit is like a meat grinder for people who don’t know what they signed up for.
I got tossed into Da Pit and came out with a mouth full of hair and regret.
Da Pit is where I lost my phone and my dignity.
I took my friend to Da Pit, and now he’s a different person.
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