Da piff

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The friend who gives you the good stuff before anyone else and still calls you a loser

Yo, Da Piff just slipped me some rocks before the whole crew showed up. I’m good.

Da Piff gave me the last hit of the night and said I was a disgrace. I’m still good.

Da Piff sent me a DM: 'I know you’re broke, but I still gave you the best.' I’m broke, but I’m still good.

The only person who can hand you a bag of weed and still make you feel like you got scammed

Da Piff gave me a bag of weed and said it was 20 for 10. I’m still confused and high.

Da Piff sold me a bag and it looked like dirt. I still took it.

Da Piff said I got the best deal. I still cried in the bathroom.

The friend who shares your stoner dreams and your terrible life choices

Da Piff said we’d be rich by 20. We’re still broke, but we’re still dreaming.

Da Piff tried to start a business with me. It failed, but he still thinks it was a good idea.

Da Piff and I tried to rob a store. We got caught, but we still laugh about it.