da phoff

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da phoff is so wild that the devil would run away and bring a therapist da phoff is like a monster who eats bad vibes for breakfast and shits chaos for dinner
My cousin saw da phoff and fainted in the middle of a Walmart.
I texted da phoff and he replied with a photo of his dog eating a pizza and a middle finger.
The principal saw da phoff and immediately called the cops and a priest.
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da phoff is so crazy that he could make a clown cry da phoff is like a human tornado that only stops when he’s done throwing insults and screaming
Da phoff came to my school and the whole hallway started screaming.
I asked da phoff for help and he yelled back, ‘I’m not your mom, I’m da phoff.’
My brother tried to beat da phoff up and got beat up by da phoff.
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da phoff is so bad that even the trash can wouldn’t take his homework da phoff is like a walking disaster who makes bad decisions and worse smells
Da phoff showed up to my party and turned it into a war zone.
My teacher said da phoff is the reason why the school has a fire alarm.
I tried to be friends with da phoff and now I’m his enemy.
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