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When you jab your eye with the pointy metal part of an umbrella like it's your enemy.

I tried to open my umbrella in the dark and my eye screamed at me.

My friend poked my eye with an umbrella and now I'm crying.

That umbrella just went from useful to my worst nightmare.

When you stab your eye with a metal umbrella tip because you're mad at the weather.

The rain was too strong, so I stabbed my eye with my umbrella.

My umbrella had a grudge against my eye.

I didn't just open my umbrella, I attacked my eye.

When you poke your eye with a metal umbrella like it's a personal insult.

My umbrella didn't just open, it insulted my eye.

I poked my eye with a metal stick because I was tired of being annoyed.

That umbrella had a bad attitude and it was directed at my eye.