da-nang-nang

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A stupid, inbred, backwoods dummy. Like the guy who tried to fight a bear with a chicken.
My cousin is a da-nang-nang. He thinks a phone is a magic hat.
My boss says I'm da-nang-nang because I didn't know how to use a computer.
My neighbor's dog is da-nang-nang. It barks at the mailman like he's the devil.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hillbilly with the brainpower of a squirrel. You know you're da-nang-nang if you think a mountain is a dessert.
My teacher called me da-nang-nang because I wrote 'desert' instead of 'dessert.'
My friend's da-nang-nang uncle tried to eat a whole pie in one bite.
My brother says my dog is da-nang-nang because it pooped in the pool.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel. You’re da-nang-nang if you ever said ‘you’re a da-nang-nang’ to your mom.
My mom is da-nang-nang. She told me the moon was made of cheese.
My da-nang-nang uncle tried to fly a kite on a spaceship.
My da-nang-nang friend thought a pizza was a hat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who thinks a banana is a vegetable and can’t tell the difference between a sock and a shoe. That’s da-nang-nang.
My da-nang-nang cousin thought a banana was a vegetable and tried to eat it with a fork.
My da-nang-nang neighbor wore socks on his hands and said it was ‘fashion.’
My da-nang-nang brother put a shoe in his soup and said it was ‘spicy.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who thinks a chicken is a car and tries to drive it. That’s da-nang-nang. You know you're da-nang-nang if you tried to go to the store on a chicken.
My da-nang-nang uncle tried to drive a chicken to the grocery store.
My da-nang-nang brother used a chicken as a car and it crashed into a tree.
My da-nang-nang friend said his chicken was ‘tired’ and wouldn’t go any further.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who thinks the sun is a giant egg and the sky is a giant plate. That’s da-nang-nang. You're da-nang-nang if you think the moon is a giant egg too.
My da-nang-nang dad said the sun was a giant egg and tried to eat it.
My da-nang-nang brother thought the sky was a plate and tried to eat it.
My da-nang-nang mom said the moon was a giant egg and tried to fry it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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