da munchies

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when you hit the green so hard your stomach screams for food like it’s being tortured.

I just smoked a whole blunt and my stomach is yelling at me. Da munchies are real.

I was high for three hours and now I’m eating a whole pizza by myself. Da munchies are a monster.

I tried to ignore the munchies but now I’m crying over a bag of chips. What even is life?

when you’re so high you think your fridge is a buffet and you eat everything in sight.

I opened the fridge and thought it was a buffet. Now I have a sandwich, chips, and a soda in me. Da munchies are real.

I was high and my brain said 'eat everything.' So I did. Now I’m tired and full.

I ate my dog’s food because of da munchies. I’m a monster.

when your brain is so fried from weed it can’t tell the difference between a snack and a full meal.

I had da munchies and I ate a whole chicken. My brain is confused.

I thought a bag of pretzels was a full meal. Da munchies are the worst.

I had da munchies and now I’m eating my roommate’s breakfast. I’m a thief.

when you smoke so much weed you start dreaming about food and wake up eating it.

I dreamed about pizza and woke up eating it. Da munchies are a nightmare.

I was high and dreaming about tacos. Now I’m eating them for breakfast. Da munchies are real.

I dreamed about a burger and now I’m eating it. My brain is a food monster.

when you’re so high you think your mom is a chef and you demand a five-course meal.

I told my mom I wanted a five-course meal because of da munchies. She’s not a chef, but she made me soup.

I thought my mom was a chef and now I’m eating pizza for dinner. Da munchies are cruel.

I demanded a full meal from my mom because of da munchies. She gave me a sandwich and a soda.

when you’re so high you think you’re a food critic and you judge every snack like it’s the best thing ever.

I judged my chips like they were the best thing ever. Da munchies are making me a critic.

I thought my snack was a five-star meal. Da munchies are making me delusional.

I’m now a food critic because of da munchies. My brain is a drama queen.