D.A Moodie

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A school in Ottawa that starts at the worst possible time, 7:55 am, when all you want is to sleep. It’s full of kids who cuss like sailors and guys who make your heart do a backflip.

My alarm goes off at 7:55 and I scream into my pillow.

I saw my crush in the hallway and my brain exploded.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll fail you all.' And I believed her.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A school that was so broke it shut down in 2017. Now it’s probably a meth lab run by the old principal who still cusses like a truck driver.

I heard the old principal cussed at a pigeon.

They turned the school into a meth lab and now it smells like regret.

I saw a kid sneaking out with a bag of meth and a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 15d ago