da mental

Current Trending

#cringe city #middle-class hell #rich and poor

4 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

Middletown is a city that’s stuck in the middle of nowhere, pretending it’s cool. It has rich people who think they’re fancy and poor people who think they’re cursed.

My cousin moved to Middletown and now lives in a house that’s falling apart next to a mansion that’s probably haunted.

I got a job in Middletown and found out my boss drives a Lamborghini while I ride the bus.

My teacher said Middletown is like a bad relationship, you know it’s not going anywhere, but you can’t leave.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Middletown is a city that’s just okay, but it’s got the rich living in a dream and the poor barely surviving in a nightmare.

My uncle lives in Middletown and says the rich have gold-plated toilets while he has a toilet that leaks.

I went to a party in Middletown and the rich kids had pizza with caviar while I had pizza with ketchup.

My friend’s mom works in Middletown and says she’s tired of seeing rich kids in fancy cars while she’s stuck in traffic with a broken-down minivan.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Middletown is a city that’s like a bad math problem, it doesn’t make sense and it’s stuck in the middle of everything.

My friend said Middletown is like a math problem with no answer, and he’s stuck there with his family.

I took a trip to Middletown and saw rich kids riding horses while poor kids were walking to school.

My teacher called Middletown the middle of nowhere and said it’s the worst place to be stuck between two bad options.

by Slangipedia 5d ago