da mayor'

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a guy who looks like he just crawled out of a sewer and still thinks he's the main character of a movie

'Bro, you're da mayor', said by a guy who tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle.

'Da mayor', the only title I need because I'm the worst at everything.

My cousin got called da mayor after he tried to flirt with a dog and it licked him.

a person who’s so clueless they think their bad decisions are actually cool

'I’m da mayor', said by a guy who tried to start a fire with a banana and it exploded in his face.

My neighbor is da mayor because he tried to talk to a wall and it ignored him.

Da mayor, the title you earn when you wear your socks inside out and no one knows why.

someone so ugly they make people cry just by walking into a room

'I’m da mayor', said by a guy who tried to sing and it sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.

Da mayor, the title you get when you try to be cool and end up being the worst at it.

My brother is da mayor because he tried to do a dance and it looked like a seizure.

a person who thinks they're the king of the world but everyone else thinks they're the punchline

'I’m da mayor', said by a guy who tried to do a magic trick and it just made everyone laugh harder.

Da mayor, the title for someone who tried to be a hero and got hit by a bus.

My friend is da mayor because he tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away.

a guy who looks like he’s been living in a trash can and still thinks he’s the best at everything

'I’m da mayor', said by a guy who tried to do a karate chop and it just looked like he was mad.

Da mayor, the title for someone who tried to be a rock star and just screamed into a mic.

My uncle is da mayor because he tried to dance and it looked like he was having a seizure.