Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Mandarin for weed, but also what your mom says when she’s high and thinks she’s in a Chinese restaurant.

Da ma, why are we eating noodles with chopsticks?

Da ma, I think I just bit a piece of lettuce.

Da ma, I’m not Chinese, I’m just really confused.

2

When you’re so dumb you think someone’s saying they love you, but really they just want you to stop annoying them.

Da ma, I think you love me.

Da ma, you got me bro.

Da ma, you’re the best friend I ever had.

3

A toddler’s cry for help when they can’t decide if they want to call their dad or mom, and they just scream it at the top of their lungs.

Da ma! (screaming at the ceiling)

Da ma, I’m choosing you!

Da ma, I’m not choosing you!

4

Like asking what the hell is going on with your friend, but with more cussing and less patience.

Da ma, what’s the deal with you and your ex?

Da ma, why did you eat my pizza?

Da ma, I’m not even your friend anymore.

5

When someone turns you on by giving you a blow job or doing something that feels like a blow job, but maybe it’s just really good sex.

Da ma, I’m gonna cum in your mouth.

Da ma, you’re the best lover I ever had.

Da ma, I think I just died and went to heaven.