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When someone makes a tiny problem look like the end of the world. Like they’re giving a situation more credit than a dying goldfish.

I failed one test and now I’m gonna die. Like, literally.

He tripped in front of the whole school. Now he thinks he’s famous.

She got a scratch on her phone. Now it’s the apocalypse.

When someone blows a little thing out of proportion like they’re the king of all tiny issues and everyone else is just a peasant.

He got a detention and now he’s mad at life.

She spilled her drink on her shirt and now it’s a national crisis.

He missed the bus once and now he’s gonna die on the sidewalk.