Da Kevin Addison

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A cocky guy who can't talk to people and has a tiny weenie that shakes like a nervous chihuahua

He tried to flirt with my cousin and said 'Hey, nice hair' then ran away when she looked at him

He texted me 'I'm rich' and then asked for a dollar for lunch

He tried to impress the barista by saying 'I'm a professional' and spilled coffee on himself

A guy who thinks he's cool but acts like a lost puppy with a peen the size of a thumbtack

He tried to chat up a girl and said 'I'm a legend' then tripped over his own feet

He sent me a DM saying 'I'm a god' and then cried when I told him he wasn't

He tried to flex at the gym and just stood there like a confused turtle

A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but has the attention span of a goldfish and a wiener the size of a raisin

He started a conversation about aliens and then forgot what he was talking about

He told me he was 'a top-tier legend' then asked me for a snack

He tried to rap at the bus stop and just said 'I'm cool' then walked away