Da Judge

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A tiny gun made by Taurus that shoots either bird pellets or big ol' bullets. It's like a gun for people who want to punch someone and also kill a raccoon.
"I shot my ex with the Da Judge. It was like a slap and a bullet.", @shootingmadness
"I took out three pigeons with one shot. That Da Judge is a beast.", @birdhunter42
"My dad uses it to scare the mailman. Works every time.", @mailmanhater
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A little gun that shoots either tiny bird bullets or big man bullets. It's for people who don't want to be serious but still want to be deadly.
"I used the Da Judge to pop my cousin's balloon. He cried like a baby.", @cousinhaters
"That gun is tiny but it hits hard. Like me on a Monday.", @gunman45
"I shot my neighbor’s cat with it. Now it hisses at me.", @catwarrior
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A small gun that shoots either bird stuff or man stuff. It’s like the gun version of a middle finger.
"I shot my teacher with the Da Judge. She said I was a bad student.", @badstudent2024
"That gun fits in my pocket. I use it to fight my brother.", @pocketwarrior
"I used it to shoot my pizza. Now it’s a bullet-shaped snack.", @bulletpizza
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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