da j0o

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A jew who's so flash that they shine like a f***ing diamond in the middle of a f***ing gutter.

My cousin’s got a da j0o vibe, he wears more bling than my grandma’s wedding ring.

She dropped a da j0o flex at the mall, walked in with a necklace that looked like it had been stolen from a bank.

My da j0o brother shows up to the club with a watch so big, it looks like it’s gonna punch someone.

A jew who laughs at their own religion like it’s the worst joke ever told by a f***ing toddler.

My da j0o uncle makes fun of the Passover story like it’s a f***ing kids’ movie.

At the bar mitzvah, my da j0o cousin cracked a joke about the Torah that made everyone f***ing laugh.

He’s the only jew who thinks the menorah is just a f***ing decoration for a party.