da--itus

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Da-itus is when you’re so mad because some random person is happy, you start throwing your food and screaming about your life.

My cousin got a A+ on his math test and I got a D. I threw my pizza at him.

I saw a dog doing backflips and I yelled, 'Why can’t I do that?'

My mom smiled at me and I threw a sock at her.

Da-itus is when you eat so much you turn into a human couch and all you want is to sleep and never wake up.

I ate six burgers and passed out on the floor.

I ate a whole pizza and my cousin had to drag me to bed.

I ate so much I couldn’t move and my dad laughed at me.