da heck

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Da heck is like the loud version of what the heck but with more attitude and less brains.
Da heck? I just ate a whole pizza and I'm still confused.
Da heck? You just told me my dog died and I'm still eating pizza.
Da heck? I just saw my ex and I'm still eating pizza.
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Da heck is when you want to say da fuck but you're too chicken to say it and you're also too dumb to know the difference.
Da heck? I just got fired and I'm still wearing my pajamas.
Da heck? I just got a promotion and I'm still wearing my pajamas.
Da heck? I just got a promotion and I got fired.
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Wut da heck is when you're so lost you don't even know what you're asking and you just hope someone else is lost too.
Wut da heck? I just woke up and I'm already confused.
Wut da heck? I just woke up and I'm already angry.
Wut da heck? I just woke up and I'm already confused and angry.
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Da heck is like a shout from the bottom of your soul when you can't find your keys, your pants, and your dignity all at the same time.
Da heck? I can't find my keys, my pants, or my dignity.
Da heck? I can't find my keys, my pants, or my mom.
Da heck? I can't find my keys, my pants, or my cat.
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Da heck is when someone smells so bad it's like they took a bath in a trash can and then ate it.
Da heck? That guy smells like a trash can and a burger.
Da heck? That girl smells like a trash can and a pizza.
Da heck? That kid smells like a trash can and a taco.
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