Da Gump

My cousin got stuck in Da Gump because the traffic was worse than my math test.

I told my mom I was moving to Da Gump. She said, 'You’re going to regret that.'

Da Gump is the only place where the cows have better fashion sense than the people.

My friend called Da Gump 'the city of bad decisions' because he got fired there.

I texted my friend: 'I’m in Da Gump and it’s like the whole town is on a bad day.'

Da Gump is the place where your GPS says 'turn left' and the road is closed.