Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when the dog is so big it looks like it could eat your whole face

My dog is da gou. He ate my homework and my lunch.

Da gou is my dog. He stares at me like I owe him money.

My neighbor’s dog is da gou. It’s like a monster from a cartoon.

2

when the dog is a giant and you’re just a tiny human with no hope

Da gou walked into my room. I ran. I cried. I hid under the bed.

My dog is da gou. I’m just a kid who got cursed.

Da gou is my dog. I think he wants to be a superhero.

3

when the dog is so big it makes your mom look like a puppy

Da gou is my dog. My mom is scared of him. She says he’s gonna eat her.

My dog is da gou. He’s bigger than my dad’s car.

Da gou is my dog. He’s got a nose like a bulldozer.

4

when the dog is like a mountain and you’re just a bug trying to survive

Da gou is my dog. I’m just a bug trying to live.

My dog is da gou. He’s got a bark that could shake the Earth.

Da gou walked by. I felt like I was gonna get crushed.

5

when the dog is so big it could take your whole lunch and your dignity

Da gou took my lunch. He also took my dignity. I’m gonna get him back.

My dog is da gou. He’s got a face like a bulldog and a heart like a lion.

Da gou is my dog. He’s got a look that says, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’

6

when the dog is like a truck and you’re just a little person with no idea what’s coming

Da gou is my dog. He’s a truck. I’m just a kid. I’m scared.

My dog is da gou. He ran over my bike and my feelings.

Da gou walked in. I felt like I was gonna get run over.